Sunday, December 28, 2008

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

I think I'd kill to be a superhero. I spent yesterday, today, and probably tomorrow too, watching the old 1992 Batman tv show and Justice League Unlimited. Tomorrow I'll probably start Batman: Gotham Knights, just for kicks.

I'm getting depressed thinking about this. Why in the world would God let us imagine all of this awesome stuff, but not have it be real, or humans have the ability? That's cruel. We obviously have a closet sadist up there. I'm seriously contemplating jumping off a rooftop to see what would happen. I want powers!

A list? What a great idea!

My List of Comic Book Characters that I want the Powers Of.

1. Raven (DCAU) -
I think I would prefer Raven's powers, but from the DCAU and the comics, just to make me more powerful. Sometimes I find myself pointing at my light or my door, willing it to do what I want. Of course, this never works.

2. Batman/Batgirl/Lady Shiva/Onyx/Nightwing/Robin/Cheshire/Deadshot/Deadpool (DC and Marvel)- I know Batman has no powers, but that's what makes him so heroic! Plus, he has the whole genius thing and "Indomitable Will" going on. I feel like his would be the easiest to manipulate and I really do want to manipulate it, like, in real life. All of the others just rule, epically.

3. The Flash (DC) - I've recently begun thinking about how cool it would be to go super fast, how much fun it would be, and it's uses. I like it.

4. Psylocke (Marvel) - Elizabeth Braddock can do so much with her mind, and I think I would prefer mind powers, hence the obsessive Raven fever.

5. Jinx (DCAU) - Comics and DCAU, def.

6. Black Alice (DC) - Oh, come on, she gets a choice!

7.
Ravager (Rose Wilson) (DC) - She kinda fits in with the Batman crowd but she can see the future!!!!

8. Kyle Rayner (DC) - The Green Lantern Ring is the most powerful weapon in the galaxy. Of course I want it! Plus, being an intergalactic cop would be cool.

9. Starfire (DC) - I like what she can do =D

10. Miss Martian (DC) - Another psychic. I enjoy them.

11. Zatanna (DC) - I always wonder if it's hard for her to say something backwards or if it just comes naturally...

12. Isis (DC) - She's magic too! You seeing a pattern as well?

13. Nightshade (DC) - I like the whole "darkness" thing.

14. Troia - Because who wouldn't want the powers of an Amazon? Now, I put her instead of Superman, Supergirl, Superboy, Caitlin Fairchild, etc, because THEY ALL ANNOY ME. Eff you Superman.

15. X-23 (Marvel) - A female version of Wolverine, but her spikes can come from her feet too!
16. Wind Dancer (Marvel) - There's just something about controlling wind that is endearing XD

17. Dr. Fate - Yet another "magic wielder". I like to call him "The Wizard", but that may be too reminiscent of the Wizard of Oz.

18. Jericho (DC) - Possession? Cool! Plus, Deathstroke would be my father! Well, same with Ravager...

19. Black Canary (DC) - She pwns.

20. Faith (DC) - Mind, yet again, along with...

21. White Queen (Emma Frost) (Marvel) - Le sigh. I am addicted.

22. Mystique (Marvel) - This would be fun and useful!

23. Gypsy (DC) - Mind, again! I don't see her often so I truly do appreciate her.

24. Arsenal/Speedy (DC) - they're too cool. And she has HIV, which is interesting.

25. Ice (DC) - Not a mind power, but it seems interesting and kind of fun, plus, easy to use.

26. Moonstone (Marvel) - Eh, maybe it's not her powers but her. I like her but come on! Gravity manipulation rocks!

27. Meggan (Marvel) - She just seems so Earthy...everything I'm not.

28. Poison Ivy (DC) - Yes, I know she's a criminal, but she seems fun, along with Harley Quinn.

29. Terra (DC) - She may have been evil, but her powers still pwned.

30.Joker (DC) - I wonder what it would be like to be insane...I do wish to know. I may try it out someday.


So, yes. Goodbye and Goodnight.

P.s. NEW COMICS FOR ME!

- Last Will and Testament
- World War III
- Justice for All
- Spotlight: Nightwing!
- Titans #8: A Villain Hides Within The Titans